Aneshka's useless rants

Rumors a.k.a tsimis can be such a nasty thing. It can ruin trust and friendship. Be careful of what you are spreading, it might just haunt you.

When confronted, please have the decency to tell the truth and please don't give me petty excuses.

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Blame it on the hormones, I got over emotional in dealing with this. Hay! Sometimes anger corrodes my values and I become bitchy. Sumimasen. The "hinanakits" have been aired out and I hope this hullaballo ends.

Just this morning, I felt the urge to... you know relieve myself (kalibangon in bisaya).

So ala article ni. Obvious ba na wala akong ginagawa hehehe.

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Ever had the urge to relieve yourself during office hours? I, for one would definitely hate doing this but if nature really calls then here are some steps to do the dreaded thing.

1. Pretend that you are going somewhere far i.e. like going to the farthest copier or going to the pantry to wash your mug.
2. Make sure that only a few know the existence of the toilet you’ll be using. The best places are usually those farthest away from your office or cubicle; at least you don’t know or are not close to the people there.
3. Go to the farthest toilet cubicle.
4. Make sure that the cubicle has a lot of tissue or you brought tissue with you. To be sure, just bring your mug. I still think that water is the best “dirt” cleaner.
5. If you brought a mug, fill it up with water
6. Sit down and do your thing.
7. If someone suddenly enters, smell the odor emanating from the bowl. Flush if the smell is quite obvious.
8. Continue doing the deed.
9. Wait until the c.r. is empty
10. If it’s not possible and you are using “the mug”, wait for the person to use the drier then wash your ass. Of course, using the tissue would be easier as you are worry-free about the sound of the water hitting the bowl.
11. Flush not once but thrice.
12. If you have perfume, spray a little.
13. Get out of the cube and pretend that nothing happened.
14. Wash your hands
15. and then go back to your work place.
16. If someone looks at you suspiciously, pretend that you did not see him or her.
17. Don’t forget to bring notes from the make-believe meeting or copies from the copier.

Yiek: Amew, wa nako namalntsa.. kay pag check nako sa akong bear email, patawgon man daw ko sa US.
Me: ay hahay! unta nahulbot to nako...
try as I might, paling2 dyud akong utok.. usahay wa nako kabalo sa akong gipangbuhat...
Nagdala ko ug tasa ganina para kuha tubig, cge ra ko lakaw wa ko kabalo nga padulong na diay ko sa c.r.
murag naa ko ko adhd... pa check up kaha ko no?

Yiek:Cge, kuyogan tika
Me:Samok! Grrr!

Yiek:Pa schedule ta sa doctor… naa mo company doctor puede ana?

Grrr! Ning tawag sya after ning ingon ko nga "nainsulto ko". Weird man ni siya ug "sense of humor" pero lingaw ra man gihapon. Mau cguro ning na inlab ko niya kay wa diri wa didto ang iyang humor.

He can also be such a pain in the ass. He finds things that I really hate and pesters me.
Samples sa iyang pagka-"pesky" (hastang proud dyud kau siya ani nga gitawag nako siya nga pesky kay mau kuno naka inlab nako niya) :
1. kabalo man siya nga di ko ganahan makasimhot sa iyang ilok, iya dyud ko pugson ug pasimhot, grabe na na among wrestling kada gabii para molikay ko. Usahay mga bun-og na lang gud mi ug ni-wrestling.
2. Kabalo siya nga gil-kanon ko sa ..sekwet.., hala mangitik dayon. Karambola na pud mi. Kaluuy dyud nako mabun-og ko pirmi kay syempre mas kusgan man siya nako.
3. kani akong bana mahilig ug duwa2 sa iyang ilong, miski wala guy kugmo. Dili man daw siya kahangos klaro kay naa dust particles. Ako siya buyagon. Na pahiran man noon ko sa iyang kamot. Karambola na pud!
4. Arte dyud ko kay di ko ganahan akong legs, nawong ug lubot mahikapan sa tiil. Ay syempre kay di man ko ganahan iyang buhataon. Pastilan!

Nalibog ko kung malingaw ba ko or dapat maglagot ko. Hahay! ning banaha oi.

Yesterday was spent joy riding in ortigas-cainta rizal-pasig area. It was soo humid, the heat was unbearable but it was nonetheless educating and fun.





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I vow to document every trivial and silly moments of my life from now on. Why? So I can have something I can look back to. With the rate I'm going now, I pretty sure, I'm going to have alzheimer's disease as I grow older.

I usually love fridays because it would mean having another weekend to sleep and laze around. But that friday, I was desperate for something, desperate enough to send an email to my barkada VPAL-em and ask for advice. I was probably senseless at that time.

I was not in the mood for a night cap so I immediately went home. I also was not in the mood to cook anything as I am bored with the limited dishes that I know so I suggested for Yiek and I to eat out.

Since I was too lazy to dress up and go for a gimik, Ria, Georgia and Vincent went to our small apartment, bringing mud slide. Our house was mess (I am really such a slob) so I (Yiek was busy with his sideline or so he says) went into a cleaning frenzy. We watched Bridget Jones on dvd and talked about career and love as usual.

We woke up at around 10:00 Am and watched Lost until my butt got numb. I was too lazy to cook so I suggested to dine at Shakey's but it was raining soo hard. I had no choice but to cook =(.

This day was a day for many "palpak" cooking. I tried cooking pancakes but it was just blah, the hotcake mix said just add milk but it tasted like sawdust and it could really use a bit of sugar. As our eggs were expiring, I tried (tried being the operative word) cooking leche plan but beat the mixture too much or I overcooked it? Ihe result, it did not bake well and would become "bungkag"(don't know the english term nor the tagalog for this) when I try scooping it out

I slept at 1:00 AM while Yiek was watching star wars eps. 4. We woke up at 12:00 noon, we were so hungry and I was having a shakeys hang over so we decided to dine out. Our blasted monitor went beserk and would not turn on so we didn't have a choice but to return it. Damn! we should have bought a new one but the pesky husband wanted a 19" monitor so we settled for a refurbished one. We went to gilmore and had our monitor replaced, since we were there na I decided that we buy another hard disk. ka ching! Money down the drain again. I would have preferred to pay in cash as it would save us Php400 but we really couldn't afford one so card it is.

When we went home, viola the replacement monitor wouldn't turn on. Wah! We spent almost 200 for the back and forth taxi but still our effort was a waste. Damn second hand monitors! Why are we so unlucky with our appliances? First the t.v., the dvd player then the monitor.

Yiek then had his hair cut and we went to church. The gospel reading I can't recall, the homily I also can't recall. Sometimes, I'm really of guilty of going to church just for the sake of going. During the mass, my mind wanders into neverland.

We went to do our grocery shopping, got carried away picking just about anything and got shocked when it was totalled. Sometimes, I can be such an irresponsible shopper. I buy just for the heck of it and throw it away because a)it had gotten molds in them b) it has expired c) its useless

Yiek have been having a cough for more than 3 weeks now so I texted my Tita to recommend some medicines. Oh wow! antibiotic for 250+ per tab. Mahal ang magkasakit. Having a cough these days is the "in" thing as all are out of stock in Mercury and Watsons. I've also noticed that Mercury is really really expensive as compared to other drug stores. The antiobiotic in watsons cost 204/tab while it's 252.50 in Mercury. 50 pesos difference is no joke! I am now a converted watson's fanatic.

So there goes my boring weekend, I didn't get to clean the house. Hopefully when my mother comes here on my birthday she will arrange our topsy-turvy abode hehehe.

I realized I was a bitch in posting the saga post hence I'm deleting it.

You stood beside me. Your clothing shabby, your skin aged with years. With shaking hands, you slowly searched your pockets in hopes of finding just a single centavo, praying that it would be enough to buy the medicines you badly need.

I tried pretending that I didn't notice, I tried to stop myself from staring. On my way out, I looked at you one last time and tried to brush off the gnawing feeling.

On my way home, I tried looking for you. I feel selfish for spending 75 pesos on coffee. I regretted not helping you, I know should have.

The night to me seemed ordinary,
just like any other night,
you were always beside me
Little did I know that this night
would be the culmination of what's to come

You see on that ordinary night I lost you
However much, I tried gaining you back
You seem to be afar..

Your stares oh so beguiling
I can feel you taunting me,
tempting me.

One day, I promised to myself,
I will regain you back

Sadly, the clock ticked,
the seconds became minutes,
minutes became days,
days became years
Time can be cruel and
hopes of gaining you back
became a blur

Stop taunting me...stop teasing me...
I can only take soo much.