Wednesday, November 18, 2015

100 nonsense things

A little note: This was written in 2006 so it's a little outdated but still 90% true.

100 nonsense things you need not know about me:

1. I get bored easily.
2. I once thought that swimming in the pool can get me pregnant. Blame it on my science teacher.
3. I got into a fight, teasing a classmate that she had a penis when I didn't even know what a penis was like.
4. as a kid I was afraid to swallow bubble gum because I might need surgery just to get it off and
5. I was afraid of swallowing seeds because it might grow and dear me, leaves and stems might come out of my nose, mouth and ears.
6. I once read a book, it said that "I should save my yawn and put it in a box, so I will have a stash of yawns to save the world, just in case all the yawns in the world will be lost." So I pretended that it was real and I tried saving all my yawns in a little box.
7. I can get a little crazy with the salt when cooking. I almost always end up with a salty dish.
8. I talk to myself even in public!
9. I don't have a favorite color. It really depends on my mood.
10. I hate being mimicked.
11. I don't care where I sway my hands when walking and have hit -uhums- of men countless times. I even got scolded "Sa sunod day ayaw pataka ug wara2x sa imong kamot."
12. I have no sense of direction, I ALWAYS get lost.
13. I drink coffee even though I feel like pooping every damn time!
14. I blog when I'm bored in fact
15. I'm addicted to blogging.
16. I think I look cute when I bite my lip.
17. I always forget that I'm married.
18. My new signature always looks different.
19. I really hate being not on time.
20. I hate waiting.
21. When I like a song I repeat it to the N times until I can no longer take it.
22. I love the rain.
23. I love getting drunk because I have an excuse to do silly things.
24. I once thought I was artistic. I know charcoal and oil painting but it's been a while since I did this.
25. My motto: A smile can take you anywhere.
26. I love being a girl, its easy to "charm" guys to do something for you they
27. sometimes give me a good seat on the bus or mrt and
28. it is very easy to get their help, just one smile and they are at my mercy hehehe. (see motto)
29. I had a comfort blanket, no matter how tattered it was, I'd prefer it over any other blankets. It was only last year that I got rid of it, because it can no longer be salvaged.
30. My favorite movie is Reality Bites.
31. I do crazy things when I'm angry. I once walked alone from ayala to sm @ 10PM in the evening.
32. I dream of taking great pictures so
33. I'm thinking of enrolling in a photography class.
34. I usually can't poop if I don't bring something to read.
35. I shampoo every other day because I think too much chemicals can harm the hair. I don't know if its working.
36. The best coffee I've tasted so far was from Cebu's French Baker.
37. I sometimes forget my age.
38. I hate getting older, I don't want to reach 30 YET.
39. I am very fickle minded.
40. I can't sleep with the lights on.
41. I am a light sleeper and can easily be jarred awake.
42. I always pee, I don't know why. Sometimes at 1-5 minutes interval. I've been like this since college.
43. I once hated the taste of ice tea but now I -wuv- it.
44. I hate being emotional so
45. idada-an ko na lang sa joke.
46. I can be very green ..... hehehe.
47. I'm sometimes good in talking only but not very much in actions.
48. will continue this tomorrow... out na po ako. yipee.
49. I'm sleepy today the truth is I am always sleepy in the morning.
50. I am a night person (see #49)
51. I think better in the afternoon and night
52. I feel incomplete when I don't have a cup of coffee every morning.
53. when I'm bored I think of drinking of coffee
54. teka..coffee na ata lahat to. I think I need a cup of coffee to stop writing about coffee.
55. Yan, may coffee na ako. Now I can stop talking about coffee.
56. I am lactose intolerant, so the taste of milk makes me want to puke. Huh ano connect sa taste at intolerance?
57. I once was tempted to use the ouija board all by my lonely self but I got scared of being possessed or worse growing horns and a pointed tail.
58. I would love to learn about reading tarot cards.
59. I hope someone will give me a deck to tarot cards. Please..please...gift nyo na sa akin hehehe.
60. I sometimes mix up my daily prayers. I say "Bless us o Lord ..." before going to sleep and I say "Evening Prayer..." before eating a meal.
61. My finger itches to open the email when I see a new email icon blinking or hear the new email sound
62. I have the "5 minutes" syndrome. 5 minutes more...5 minutes more...
63. I am fond of the time :45, I wake up at 7:45, 8:45, 9:45 you get my drift. This is probably due to #62.
64. I have doctor-like penmanship.
65. I hate my crooked teeth.
66. I can go to the mall and movies alone. I've done it a lot of times.
67. I am hungry right now, but I have no money so I'll just think of food thoughts.
68. Making this test plan is boring me to death. Sleeping is so much better than this.
69. Eyes are the windows to one's soul. I think my eyes is my best feature.
70. I am thinking right now of going on a holiday to Hongkong, Bangkok and Singapore.
71. I admit I am pasaway. I love breaking the rules. If you say "don't jump", I will definitely jump.
72. Simple akong tao and I'm not very kikay. I can go out without make up and just a quick brush of my hair.
73. I am not so into accesories, and looking at jewelries does not get me starry eyed.
74. I am a "cowboy" girl. Hindi ako maarte. Kakain ako sa tabi-tabing carenderia. Wala akong kimi. Pumapatay ako ng ipis at kung ano2 pa.
75. I am very adventurous. I love the rush feeling. If I were in a theme park I would definetely ride on all the thrilling rides. I would love to try bungee jumping.
76. I once had crush on a girl. No I am not a lesbian.
77. I am not a very sporty person. I always end up the loser on games like jackstone, chinese garter, bikla and shatong teka sports ba ito?
78. I don't like crying over silly and non sense things like seeing sentimental movies and not being given attention but I do it anyways.
79. I can be very moody.

-- after more than 1 month I still have not completed this nonsense.

80. I'm a scatterbrain. My brain goes anywhere.
81. My favorite sitting position, indian style or one leg tuck underneath my other leg.
82. I cannot see beyond 2 feet. Ergo, I need to wear my glasses.
83. I don't like nescafe 3-in-1. It's better if I buy 1 pack of coffee, 1 pack of creamer and 2 packs of sugar.
84. I always have difficulty in sleeping even when I was a kid.
85. I like "string" sandals.
86. I rarely wear close shoes. MY feet would be shouting in protest.
87. I am not brand conscious, I am
88. cost concious. Kuripot eka nga.
89. I always exercise my right as a buyer but I don't make a scene. hehehe
90. I am a certified lurker of blogs.
91. 10 more to go na lang yippeee! pwede ko nang i-post ito.
92. I always thought of going on a "South BEach Diet", but I don't have the willpower.
93. I love adventure books. i.e. sword of shanara, harry potter,da vinci code.
94. But I also love kikay books like the shopholic series.
95. I think I'm flat footed. I am always stumbling.
96. I always prefer cats over dogs because they require less maintenance
97. I always confuse "in" and "on". Yiek commented many times that I'm using it the wrong way. Same with "ng" and "nang".
98. When I'm excited or nervous, I stutter.
99. I prefer mcdonald's pancake over jollibee (huh? anong connection.. wala na akong maisip
100. And last but not the least....I am beautiful. LOL! wala na talaga akong maisip.

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